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Sunday 2 August 2009

Tuesday 7th July - London

All day on a bus usually sounds boring right?
Wrong.

Today it was "Bus tour round London" day (Even though I'd seen most of it before anyway, but oh well xD)
We had this crazy tour guide, who sat there telling us about all the different sights, called Phil. He was so funny. Can't really remember that much now, but I remember it was way cool xD

Then it was off to the Trocadero Center in Picadilly, where I bought 2 t-shirts, a watch, a pair of those sunglasses that have slits in them (They got the Union Jack on the frount 8D) and some little things from the shops there. The flashing lights and colours are amazing x_x

Then we went to the Pasaje Del Terror, on the other side of the Trocadero Center, which incidentally was only a 10 minute walk away from where the Harry Potter premier was going on AT THAT VERY MOMENT. (I was very tempted to ditch the Terror thing and go stalk Draco Malfoy instead *drool* but my stepdad wouldn't let me <_<)

Ahem. anyway, I digress. The Pasaje Del Terror was kinda like Gastern Ghost Hotel (However you spell it) In that you walk around holding onto the person in front while shit jumps out at you, only this was actually scary.

I can't remember all the chambers, but I can remember some of them.

The first corner you go round you meet a monk who tells you that you must complete the labyrinth as it is the only way out, to hold onto the person in front at all times and NOT to run. you walk for a few seconds round another few corners, and then you have to walk through a chamber where there is a fence on your right, behind which is a guy dressed as a Zombie who is smashing a shovel against the bars. Once the last person (In this case, me -.-') has gone halfway through the room holding onto the others, the gate opens and the zombie comes running out screaming and shouting while chasing after you till you round the next 2 corners.

The same sort of thing happens a few times and then you reach halfway where you see the monk again. "Well done to have made it this far, you must all stick together now, not long left to go. In the next room is a girl. She is the prettiest girl in the world, yes she is, but you MUST NOT LOOK HER IN THE FACE, or doom be upon you!! Continue now, and pray you make it to the end.." and then you're off again.

When we went round the next corner, everyone had their heads down looking at the floor. All you could see from this position was a load of flashing white lights, like lightening, lighting up the floor and the feet of the person in front of you, and you could hear this girl screaming and cackling. Once round the corner everyone looked up and forward to the stairs ahead, but me, being the dickhead that I am, looked back to see what was behind, only to see a woman dressed like the girl from "The Exorcist" running like a spider behind us all. This shocked me so much I started screaming, meaning the other 7 people ahead of me turned round to see what it was about and subsequently started screaming and running too.

Oh how I like to boast about being able to make Mass-hysteria run wild.

Again this happens a few more times (Although, even though it's pretty much the same thing each time it does not get boring or predictable at all, in fact, I loved it.) till you come running out of the door at the end, change your shorts after shitting yourself so many times, and carry on your merry way home, looking over your shoulder periodically expecting to see some disfigured person running after you.

All in all? fucking ace :D

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