Superman is flying over the city one day and looks down and sees Wonder Woman lying butt naked, spread eagle on a roof. He's always had a thing for her! He thinks, "I am faster than a speeding bullet! I can swoop down, do my thing and be gone before she ever know what hit her!". So, he does just that! Bam! Bam! Bam! and flies off.
Suddenly Wonder Woman says, "What the he'll was that?" and The Invisible man says, "I don't know, but it HURT!"
Showing posts with label Joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joke. Show all posts
Tuesday, 5 April 2011
Superman/Wonder Woman joke
A stupid joke Amber told me that I know Jens will like.
Friday, 9 October 2009
Wednesday, 2 September 2009
Words of the weeeeeeeeeeek.
Joke Insurance
When two mates have a mutual understanding to laugh at each others jokes, no matter how lame or awkward said joke is, therefore lessening the social failure of the bad joke.
I was talking to some girls the other day when I cracked a 'your mother' joke. Luckily, I had joke insurance with Chris so I still ended up getting both their numbers. All Chris got was a weird look for his over-the-top laugh.
Prefill
When, in cases of extreme thirst, a person using a soft-drink fountain fills the beverage container, chugs it, and then fills it again before sitting down to eat.
Person 1: Hey man, why did it take you so long to get a soda?
Person 2: I was prefilling my cup; I've been thirsty all day.
Buffer Race
The race between the playback line and the buffer bar on an internet video.
Damn, I cant hear a freekin thing this guys saying it keeps skipping because of the damn buffer race. The buffer bar is losing.
"Oh Shit" Handle
The handle in most passenger vehicles and trucks that is located in the interior of the vehicle above the door. Used in extreme driving situations where passengers do not wish to be thrown about the interior of the vehicle. Situations that warrant the usage of the "oh shit handle" include hard braking, abrupt cornering, skidding, careening off bridge. It is usually considered polite for driver to warn passengers before they feel obligated to use the "oh shit handle".
Me: "Mike, I am going to take the 25 mph turn at 55... better grab the oh shit handle!"
Mike: "I've been holding the oh shit handle since you started the car!"
When two mates have a mutual understanding to laugh at each others jokes, no matter how lame or awkward said joke is, therefore lessening the social failure of the bad joke.
I was talking to some girls the other day when I cracked a 'your mother' joke. Luckily, I had joke insurance with Chris so I still ended up getting both their numbers. All Chris got was a weird look for his over-the-top laugh.
Prefill
When, in cases of extreme thirst, a person using a soft-drink fountain fills the beverage container, chugs it, and then fills it again before sitting down to eat.
Person 1: Hey man, why did it take you so long to get a soda?
Person 2: I was prefilling my cup; I've been thirsty all day.
Buffer Race
The race between the playback line and the buffer bar on an internet video.
Damn, I cant hear a freekin thing this guys saying it keeps skipping because of the damn buffer race. The buffer bar is losing.
"Oh Shit" Handle
The handle in most passenger vehicles and trucks that is located in the interior of the vehicle above the door. Used in extreme driving situations where passengers do not wish to be thrown about the interior of the vehicle. Situations that warrant the usage of the "oh shit handle" include hard braking, abrupt cornering, skidding, careening off bridge. It is usually considered polite for driver to warn passengers before they feel obligated to use the "oh shit handle".
Me: "Mike, I am going to take the 25 mph turn at 55... better grab the oh shit handle!"
Mike: "I've been holding the oh shit handle since you started the car!"
Friday, 24 April 2009
Funny words
So i was cruising urbandictionary.com earlier so that I could find out how to explain a slang word to one of my teachers, and I came across some words/phrases that were chronic! xD
ghetto upgrade
When you are flying economy on a near empty flight and can lay across an entire row of seats.
I got a ghetto upgrade on my flight to Bangkok and was able to sleep most of the way.
FriendTM
When a friend low on cash (the paper kind) pays the group's bill on their debit card in order to get the cash from their friends--therefore avoiding both the ATM surcharge and the inconvenience of finding one.
Hey guys, can I FriendTM this? I don't have any cash.
boxset bully
Person who pushes you to watch huge quantities of their favorite TV show by offering to lend you the massive DVD boxset.
Applies to: Lost, The Wire, Band of Brothers, Battlestar Galactica, West Wing, Heroes , Dexter, Family Guy etc
No, I've not seen The Wire. I'm sure the script is superb, but I'm not willing to spend a week watching all 60 episodes, you boxset bully.
It is what it is
Used often in the business world, this incredibly versatile phrase can be literally translated as "fuck it."
The client changed the deadline to today? Well, it is what it is.
...Fuck it. XD
ghetto upgrade
When you are flying economy on a near empty flight and can lay across an entire row of seats.
I got a ghetto upgrade on my flight to Bangkok and was able to sleep most of the way.
FriendTM
When a friend low on cash (the paper kind) pays the group's bill on their debit card in order to get the cash from their friends--therefore avoiding both the ATM surcharge and the inconvenience of finding one.
Hey guys, can I FriendTM this? I don't have any cash.
boxset bully
Person who pushes you to watch huge quantities of their favorite TV show by offering to lend you the massive DVD boxset.
Applies to: Lost, The Wire, Band of Brothers, Battlestar Galactica, West Wing, Heroes , Dexter, Family Guy etc
No, I've not seen The Wire. I'm sure the script is superb, but I'm not willing to spend a week watching all 60 episodes, you boxset bully.
It is what it is
Used often in the business world, this incredibly versatile phrase can be literally translated as "fuck it."
The client changed the deadline to today? Well, it is what it is.
...Fuck it. XD
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